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Now that Comedy Night is done, what are we supposed to do with ourselves? We’ve been so intensely practicing that we forgot about… gaming! Oh yeah. Mafia. That’s what we can do. Thanks, Alexa. And for the lesson time, we finished up the 3 M’s and 3 A’s for men […]

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In the Back…

November 25th, 2016


Ms. Sarah put the postcards for Bro. Davison in the back of the room. Now you can go to the counter, write a note, and leave it with Ms. Sarah and SHE will mail it for you, if you want.

So there goes a few of THOSE excuses:

  • I forgot
  • I couldn’t find the postcards
  • I didn’t know his address
  • I wasn’t sure what to do
  • I didn’t know where to look

I think you only have a few excuses left:

  • No hablo ingles. (Don’t lie!)
  • My pen is out of ink and there are no other pens in the universe
  • My fingers are broken (but you can dictate to someone else)
  • I think the rapture will happen before the Revival gets here, so it would be a waste of time. I’d rather redeem the time because the days are evil, so I’ll pray instead. (Right.)
  • I get writer’s block and I can’t think of what to say. (tell him you’re praying for him, and that you’re looking forward to having him at our church, and that you hope he has a safe trip, and that you are hoping God speaks to you through the preaching, and that you want to donate $1M to him.)

If you have other, better excuses, let me know and I’ll add them to this incredible list.

– Bro. Ryan




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