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What Are We Supposed To Do With Ourselves Now?

Now that Comedy Night is done, what are we supposed to do with ourselves? We’ve been so intensely practicing that we forgot about… gaming! Oh yeah. Mafia. That’s what we can do. Thanks, Alexa. And for the lesson time, we finished up the 3 M’s and 3 A’s for men […]

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TOF- How to raise $2.5k (and counting) in a week

June 14th, 2015

  1. Be a member of Calvary Baptist Church. Specifically, the Teens of Faith.
  2. Register for camp. Specifically, OUR camp (which is STILL open for registration. We just added one more person this week!)
  3. Gather donated junk items. Thank you, CBC!
  4. Have a yard sale. Specifically, have one yesterday. Oh wait… done!
    1. Stay up late the night before. Check.
    2. Get no sleep. Check…
    3. Keep the interns awake. Check, check..
    4. Get up at 4am. Check. (dummies)
    5. Vacate gym of all junk items. Check, check… I’m tired… check…
    6. Sell like crazy people. All the day. Check.
    7. Wave signs to increase awareness and drive in customers. Check. Good job on that, by the way!
    8. Get revived by Ryan Baker and the Lozas. Slushies and pizza. They are awesome! Check.
    9. Pack up. Yes!
    10. Go home. ZZzzzz…
    11. Sell the sleep number bed and make another $300. Check. Good job, Bro. Robert. Especially since the $175 sticker was still on there!
  5. Count up the booty! Check!

Remember, we still have tonight to sell junk items (we typically make another $100). However, the title says it all. For those of you who worked, you’ll be receiving a portion of $2,500, depending on how many hours you were able to put in. Great job! Good work. I was proud of you yesterday. If only you had as cool a hat as me…

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