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Half the Old Testament is the word Remember. No, that’s not true. It’s 48%. I just rounded up. As Israel forgot, so do we. Today’s insert is a simple reminder of some of the standards we work to maintain as we sing for the Lord. My prayer is that you […]

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In the Back…

November 25th, 2016


Ms. Sarah put the postcards for Bro. Davison in the back of the room. Now you can go to the counter, write a note, and leave it with Ms. Sarah and SHE will mail it for you, if you want.

So there goes a few of THOSE excuses:

  • I forgot
  • I couldn’t find the postcards
  • I didn’t know his address
  • I wasn’t sure what to do
  • I didn’t know where to look

I think you only have a few excuses left:

  • No hablo ingles. (Don’t lie!)
  • My pen is out of ink and there are no other pens in the universe
  • My fingers are broken (but you can dictate to someone else)
  • I think the rapture will happen before the Revival gets here, so it would be a waste of time. I’d rather redeem the time because the days are evil, so I’ll pray instead. (Right.)
  • I get writer’s block and I can’t think of what to say. (tell him you’re praying for him, and that you’re looking forward to having him at our church, and that you hope he has a safe trip, and that you are hoping God speaks to you through the preaching, and that you want to donate $1M to him.)

If you have other, better excuses, let me know and I’ll add them to this incredible list.

– Bro. Ryan




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