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You’ve Been Speech-Jammed, John Wins

March 18th, 2017


The easy winner in last night’s speech jamming tongue twister competition was John. John, you are amazing.

And it’s on video.

In fact, ALL of you were pretty stellar at getting speech-jammed. I thought it was hilarious, in fact. Lexi’s “Carol of the Bells” rendition was… interesting… but the newer girls like Satya and Keahe were  too good—they barely stuttered. Cepeda made up for it by never making it through his A-B-C’s correctly, and Mrs. Jamie created a weird, robotic version of “The Cat in the Hat” story.

I can’t remember many other standouts. Maybe that’s good for you. Michael Loza, maybe? He’d just stop when he heard himself stammering. Chicken. Even with his Aw MAN!’s, the guys still won with a commanding 30 second lead.

Well done, men. You are better at speaking without thinking. Your tongue is faster than your brain. Congratulations. Uh oh.

My wife and I had a great time hosting you at our house. Thank you for helping clean up (especially Immanuel and Lexi), for singing out, and for trying to do what’s right.

-Bro. Ryan




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